when my mom is bitchin’

laugh-addict:

she mad for no reason like

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im like, the fuck?

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she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

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im like “wait, me?”

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then she’s like

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so i run to my room like WTF!

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes pictures…

sodamnrelatable:

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(via dmennet)

  • Me: wow i like this album
  • Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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If I want someone, they don’t want me. If someone wants me, I don’t want them. If we both want each other, they live in narnia or some shit.

sodamnrelatable:

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puertericoprince:

nightfallbear:

fuks:

she deserved what she got

I woulda tripped her too. 

FUCK YES!

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butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

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